Cust. Service Jokes ( Page 1 of 2 )

A friend of mine works at a tattoo parlor. A client walked in and got a sentence tattooed on his back.

A few hours later the customer called, demanding a refund. “You did my tattoo backwards,” he screamed down the phone.

“It’s backwards?” my friend said, confused.

Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as:

- Romance 9.5 and

- Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as

- College Football 6.0, NFL24-7, LandscapingPro 4.0

- Major League Baseball 3.0 and

- Golf Clubs 4.1.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs at all, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.

- Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?

Signed,

Desperate.

DEAR DESPERATE,

First, keep in mind,

- Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while

- Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

Please enter command: i_thought_you_loved_me.html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.

- If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1.

- Please note that Beer 6. 1 is a very bad program that will download the Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)

In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0-program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Cooking 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7.

Good Luck !

Tech Support

“No one calls me on phone. I sometimes even forget my ring tone.”

When the thoughts in my mind move like this, the customer care call brings me happiness.

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Customer care: Please stop abusing, how can we provide online booking tickets!

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It is the time for Delhi court, to receive male youth of India.

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News: Freedom 251 online bookings resumed from today

What if ‘Ringing bells’ say, it will not accept bookings from those, who abused and cursed the company yesterday.

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News: TDP lost deposits in Narayankhed elections

OLX should think over TDP office in Telangana.

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Snapdeal need not spend much on advertisements hereafter. After Aamir Khan, it was Dipti. Is it a tough deal to find a replacement to this lady now?  

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News: KCR rejects to welcome Danam, and asks him to join TRS, with KK welcome.

The customer care representative never turns aggressive, even if there comes a situation to turn so. They are bound to deal the customers smoothly, which will finally make the customer say WTF.

By Phani Ch

BJP position after Bihar election results!

Customer care representative should talk in low voice, however idiot, the customer is.

Same with BJP. It should sound low with TDP now, to contest jointly in the elections.  

By Phani Ch

Do you know why men generally do not prefer to work in customer care?

Because customers are not their wives to stay calm, even though they abuse.
   
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News: e-bricks launched to contribute for AP capital

Punch:

Consumer: You do e-Seva, You do e-mail, then why don’t you give me e-bricks

Customer care: WTF

By Phani Ch