Two good friends were out in the wild to experience nature at the wildest. While they were merrily enjoying the forest environment, trouble came in the form of a black bear chasing them.
Immediately both the friends started running but one of them stopped immediately and was putting on his running shoes.
The other friend said, quick, you can't outrun the bear if you waste time wearing shoes”.
The friend replied, “who says I have to outrun the bear. My job is done if I outrun you”!
(AW- Anil)