Children ( )

Six-year-old Annie returns home from school and says that today she had her first family planning lesson at school.

Her mother, very interested, asks, "Oh... How did it go?"

"I nearly died of shame!" she answers. "Sam from down the street says the stork brings babies. Sally next door said you can buy babies at the orphanage. Pete in my class says you can buy babies at the hospital."

Her mother answers laughingly, "But that's no reason to be ashamed."

"No... but I can't tell them that we were so poor that you and daddy had to make me yourselves!"

During an English lesson, the teacher notices that a boy was not paying attention to him.

Teacher: Pappu, join these two sentences together. I was cycling to school. I saw a dead body.

Pappu: (thinking for a while) I saw a dead body cycling to school.

Teacher asks children, what do you wish to do in future?

Ram: I want to be a pilot.

Vinod: I want to be a doctor.

Deepa: I want to be a good mother.

Ravi: I want to help Deepa.

There were two brothers at age 12 & 8. They were so naughty and always people come to complain to their parents. Parents became very fed-up and they have taken them to the mental doctor.

Doctor first called the elder boy and asked him, “Tell me where is god?” The boy kept silence. Then doctor again with a loud voice asked him, “Tell me where is God?”.

The boy suddenly ran away and went to his home and hide himself in his cloth cupboard.

When the younger brother saw that, he also ran away after him and reached to the home and asked “Brother what the doctor asked you and why you ran away?”

The elder brother said, “God is missing and everybody thinking that we did it.”

A woman wanted to reach her husband on his mobile phone but discovered that she was out of credit; she instructed her son - to use his own phone to pass across an urgent message to daddy who is on the site.

After junior had called, he got back to mummy to inform her that it was a lady that picked up daddy’s phone the three times he tried reaching dad on the mobile.

She waited impatiently for her husband to return from site, immediately she sighted him, she gave him a very hot slap, while the man was trying to ask why?

She repeated the slap, people from neighborhood rushed around to know the cause of this.

The man asked junior to tell everybody what the lady said to him when he called,

Junior said “the number you are trying to call is not reachable“.