Lawyer vs Witness

Lawyer related jokes that haveĀ  appeared in the Salt Lake Tribune, which were taken from real court records.

Lawyer: Do you recall approximately the time that you examined that body of Mr. Huntington at St. Mary's Hospital?

Witness: It was in the evening. The autopsy started about 5:30 P.M.

Lawyer: And Mr. Huntington was dead at the time, is that correct?

Witness: No, you idiot, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was performing an autopsy on him!