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  • Jokes, Jokes, the card buddies, Funny jokes

    The Card Buddies 11 October 2017

    Two elderly ladies had been friends since their 30s. Now in their 80s, they still got together a couple of times a week to play cards. One day they were playing gin rummy and one of them said, “You know,...

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    Jokes, Jokes, religious cowboy, Funny jokes

    Religious Cowboy 22 August 2017

    The devout cowboy lost his favorite Bible while he was mending fences out on the savannah. Three weeks later, a Antelope walked up to him carrying the Bible in its mouth. The cowboy could not believe his eyes. He took...

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    Funny Jokes, Funny Jokes, the one about the stand in gorilla, Funny jokes

    The One About The Stand-In Gorilla 31 October 2017

    When a zoo’s gorilla dies, the zookeeper hires an actor to don a costume and act like an ape until the zoo can get another one. In the cage, the actor makes faces, swings around, and draws a huge crowd....

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    Birthday Jokes, Jokes, unique gift, Funny jokes

    Unique Gift 01 November 2017

    Every year on my birthday, I looked forward to my aunt’s gift - a scarf, hat, or sweater knitted by hand. One year, she must have had better things to do because I received a ball of yarn, knitting needles,...

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    Human Body, Funny Jokes, human body, Funny jokes

    Human Body 27 July 2017

    The teacher asks, “Flora, what part of the human body increases ten times when excited?” Flora blushes and says, “That is disgusting, I will not even answer that question.” The teacher calls on Johnny: “What part of the human body...

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    Kids Jokes, Kids Jokes, what s the chemical formula of water, Funny jokes

    What's The Chemical Formula Of Water? 01 November 2018

    Teacher: What's the chemical formula of Water? David: H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O. Teacher: What's this? David: You said H to O. So, I said all the alphabets from H to O.

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    Funny Jokes, Funny Jokes, why you should make love once a year, Funny jokes

    Why You Should Make Love Once A Year 16 October 2017

    A therapist has a theory that couples who make love once a day are the happiest. So he tests it at a seminar by asking those assembled, “How many people here make love once a day?” Half the people raise...

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    Doctor Jokes, Funny Jokes, the one about the fishermen and the angel, Funny jokes

    The One About The Fishermen and The Angel 06 November 2017

    Three guys are fishing when an angel appears. The first guy says, “I have suffered from back pain for years. Can you help me?” The angel touches the man’s back, and he feels instant relief. The second guy points to...

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    Funny Jokes, Marriage Jokes, a woman shoots her husband for stepping on the clean floor, Funny jokes

    A Woman Shoots Her Husband For Stepping On The Clean Floor 09 November 2017

    A police officer jumps into his squad car and calls the station. “I have an interesting case here,” he says. “A woman shot her husband for stepping on the floor she just mopped.” “Have you arrested her?” asks the sergeant....

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    Jokes, Funny Jokes, birthday gift, Funny jokes

    Birthday Gift 18 October 2017

    A couple had been debating the purchase of a new auto for weeks. He wanted a new truck. She wanted a fast little sports-like car so she could zip through traffic around town. He would probably have settled on any...

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    Aging Jokes, Jokes, the grave encounter, Funny jokes

    The Grave Encounter 05 September 2017

    A teen takes a shortcut home through the cemetery, after trick-or-treating. Halfway across, he is startled by a tapping noise coming from the misty shadows. Trembling with fear, he spots an old man with a hammer and chisel, chipping away...

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    Jokes, Beautiful Night, beautiful night vs horror night, Funny jokes

    Beautiful Night Vs Horror Night 19 February 2019

    Beautiful Night is when you hug your teddy bear and sleep. Horror night is when your teddy bear hugs you back.

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    School Jokes, Jokes, super droll, Funny jokes

    Super Droll 27 October 2017

    A first-grade teacher cannot believe her student is not hepped up about the Super Bowl. “It is a huge event. Why are you not excited?” “Because I am not a football fan. My parents love basketball, so I do too,”...

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    Genie Jokes, Jokes, genie and three wishes, Funny jokes

    Genie And Three Wishes 23 November 2018

    A genie comes out of an ancient lamp after a man spots it. Genie: You get 3 wishes. Man: I am not lucky. Whatever I wish will come back and will bite me again. Genie: I promise, things are not...

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    Funny Jokes, Funny Jokes, the millionaire s fake age, Funny jokes

    The Millionaire’s Fake Age 05 August 2017

    A 60 year old millionaire is getting married and throws a big wedding reception. His friends are quite jealous and in a quiet moment one of them asks him how did he land such a hot 23 year old beauty?...

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    Jokes, Animal Jokes, i believe that you are sitting in my seat, Funny jokes

    I Believe That You Are Sitting In My Seat 06 November 2018

    After death, a German Shepherd, Doberman and a cat meets God. German Shepherd says "I believe in loyalty to my master". God says God and asks it to sit down on the right side. Doberman says "I believe in the...

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    Animal Jokes, Jokes, three trees and a woodpecker, Funny jokes


    Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, “Is that a son of a beech or a son of a...

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    Jokes, Funny Jokes, newest mother, Funny jokes

    Newest Mother 28 July 2017

    A little boy went to the library to check out a book titled “Comprehensive Guide for Mothers.” “Is this for your mother?” the librarian asked. “No,” said the boy. “So why are you checking it out?” “Because I started collecting...

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    Teacher Student Jokes, Funny Jokes, what does chicken give us, Funny jokes

    What Does Chicken Give Us 10 July 2019

    Teacher: What does chicken give us? Student: Meat! Teacher: What does pig give you? Student: Bacon! Teacher: What does fat cow give you? Student: Homework!

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    Jokes, Wedding Day Jokes, the wedding day joke, Funny jokes

    The Wedding Day Joke 13 September 2017

    A little boy looks at his mum at a wedding and says, “Mummy, why is the girl dressed all in white?” His mum answers, “The girls is called a bride and she is in white because she’s very happy and...

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