One drunk man under the influence of drugs and alcohol was seen pressing against the front of an ambulance aping the lascivious moves of the night. The police stated that he was trying to fornicate with the front of an ambulance. They say “whatever floats your boat..” but this one could be something on par with a federal offense especially under the influence of narcotics.

Callum Ward, was found to be under the influence of cannabis and amphetamine as he was “high” spiritedly indulgent in the 'act'. This is not his first such crime however. Earlier, he was seen setting a pack of peanuts on fire inside a phonebooth before doing it.

His drunk and disorderly behavior apart from the possession of Class B drugs warranted legal action. The court has sentenced him to to a community order with a supervision requirement for six months apart from a nominal 60 pound fine.

(AW- Anil)