Birthday Jokes ( Page 1 of 3 )

Every year on my birthday, I looked forward to my aunt’s gift - a scarf, hat, or sweater knitted by hand.

One year, she must have had better things to do because I received a ball of yarn, knitting needles, and a how-to-knit book.

Her card read “Scarf, some assembly required.”

SUPRAJA

A couple had been debating the purchase of a new auto for weeks. He wanted a new truck. She wanted a fast little sports-like car so she could zip through traffic around town.

He would probably have settled on any beat up old truck, but everything she seemed to like was way out of their price range.

“Look!” she said. “I want something that goes from 0 to 200 in 4 seconds or less. And my birthday is coming up. You could surprise me.” So, for her birthday, he bought her a brand new bathroom scale.

SUPRAJA

Some employees bought their boss a gift for his birthday. Before opening the gift, the boss shook it slightly, and noticed that it was wet in the corner.

Touching his finger to the wet spot and tasting it, he asked, “A bottle of wine?”

His employees replied, “No.” Again, he touched his finger to the box and tasted the liquid. “A bottle of scotch?” “His employees replied again, “No.”

Finally the boss asked, “I give up. What is it?” His workers responded, “A puppy.”

SUPRAJA

News: AP CM, Chandrababu Naidu birthday today

Public: No chocolates Naidu, we want AP capital construction.

By Phani Ch

What if Rajinikanth style is added to his birthday celebrations?

He eats cake piece, flipping it in the air, for an hour.

By Phani Ch

News: Agitation soon for separate state of Rayalaseema

Punch: Is it a state or a birthday cake, to cut and take your choice of pieces

By Phani Ch

News: Shakalaka Shankar to construct Pawan Kalyan temple  

Punch: Every Pawan Kalyan’s birthday might be a brahmothsavam in this temple.

By Phani Ch

When there comes a day, where birthday gifts are banned, only then, you would receive the wishes you are waiting for, on every birthday.
 
By Phani Ch

We are born from a woman called mother and burn by a woman called wife.

By Phani Ch

Baahubali effect:

Fans are wishing Ramya Krishnan as Happy birthday Sivagami, but not with her original name. What might be Ramya’s inner voice now?

By Phani Ch

Our face is such a body part, where others see it more than us

Pawan Kalyan birthday is such a day, where entire world celebrates it, except him

By Phanindra

Dad: My dear son, all these are your birthday gifts.

After opening them excitedly:

Son: Dad, but, these are empty

Dad: I know, use those boxes to pack your things and get out.

By Phani