School Jokes ( Page 1 of 4 )

Teacher: What does chicken give us?

Student: Meat!

Teacher: What does pig give you?

Student: Bacon!

Teacher: What does fat cow give you?

Student: Homework!

Teacher: What's the chemical formula of Water?

David: H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O.

Teacher: What's this?

David: You said H to O. So, I said all the alphabets from H to O.

A first-grade teacher cannot believe her student is not hepped up about the Super Bowl. “It is a huge event. Why are you not excited?”

“Because I am not a football fan. My parents love basketball, so I do too,” says the student.

“Well, that is a lousy reason,” says the teacher. “What if your parents were morons? What would you be then?”

“Then I would be a football fan.”

SUPRAJA

The teacher asks, “Flora, what part of the human body increases ten times when excited?”

Flora blushes and says, “That is disgusting, I will not even answer that question.”

The teacher calls on Johnny: “What part of the human body increases ten times when excited?” “That's easy,” says Johnny.

“It is the pupil of the eye.” “Very good, Johnny,” responds the teacher. “That is correct.”

She then turns to Flora and says, First, you did not do your homework. Second, you have a dirty mind. And third, you are in for a BIG disappointment.”

SUPRAJA

News: Telangana government schools revamping launches after schools reopen

Probably, the officials have planned for an extra vacation to the students in this way.

By Phani Ch

News: Commercial courts in Telangana soon

Student: Courts are already commercial, Isn’t it?

Teacher: The latest one even has the tag called ‘Commercial’

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News: Janasena starts ground work for 2019 elections

It is like student teaching the lesson, after finding fault with the teacher. Other students gets benefited, but no doubt, teacher hurts.

By Phani Ch

Hari Krishna and Kodali Nani meeting is a warning bell to Naidu and school last bell to Jagan.

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News: Kanhaiya Kumar demands ‘Rohith Act’

Till date, number of movies have come in Bollywood with Rohith as hero character’s name. But, if ‘Rohith Act’ gets nod, I doubt the future of that name in Bollywood.

By Phani Ch

Dad: Beta, it is summer, don’t go outside.

Son: Dad, it is not Summer, but Sardaar season.

Dad: Very good, you are not a Sardaar, so you should now stay at home only.

By Phani Ch

News: Indonesians thrilled with the total Solar eclipse today

Moon's inner voice: They are celebrating when I was blocked by moon. They don’t know that, if I decide to take revenge and stop coming completely, things turn utter miserable.

By Phani Ch

News: Left parties ask Kanhaiya to contest in West Bengal polls  
     
Kanhaiya’s long term as Students Union leader even, did not make him this popular. But a controversy did!  

By Phani Ch