School Jokes ( Page 3 of 4 )

News: No graduation certificates to political biggies including Modi.  

Punch:

Graduates: If he had known about this opportunity, we would not have tried for certificates for so many years.

By Phani

News: Why AP MPs are silent on AP special status issue

Punch: Students generally study only during the exams. Not in the summer holidays or during the academic year.

News: Owaisi says Yakub is being tortured, because he is Muslim

Punch: It is like

Teacher: Why did not you do your Home Work?

Student: Power cut madam.

By Phani

News: DS declares to join TRS, Jana on the way.

Punch:

Students read in the history textbooks soon:

Once upon a time, there was a political party called Congress.

By Phani

Teacher: What is future tense of ‘Bail to Revanth Reddy?’

Student: Threat to Chandra Shekhar Reddy

By Phanindra

News: Telangana against Section 8

Punch:

Student 1: What is section 8? Why Telangana is worried about it?

Student 2: Why you are worried that you might lose your rank, when I smile in the exam hall, the same reason applies here too.  
 
By Phani

News: Schools open on Sunday, to celebrate Yoga day.

Punch:

Students: Ok, then declare Monday as a holiday. 
 
By Phani

Kid: When I said, as I completed one year of schooling, let me celebrate, no one allows.

But, when the government completes one year, they celebrate it grandly.

By Phani

Telangana movement into textbooks
 
A: I hope that there should be no revolts again

B: So sweet of you

A: What sweet, I'm afraid, that they would be included in history textbooks again and be a burden for us.

by Phani

1st ranker: Why did Naidu omit Pawan in ‘Mahanadu’?

2nd ranker: Why did you omit to tell me, though you know that an answer I wrote in the exam was wrong? For the same reason, Naidu omitted Pawan.

By Phani

I heard that students are not allowed to write EAMCET even a minute is delayed.

So I decided to skip the exam by going late and tell my dad that though I am willing to write, the invigilator did not allow me to do so.

But unfortunately, the invigilator allowed me inside.

By Phani

My father treats me as an Einstein, whenever I hold a book in his presence.

But the fact is known about when the results are declared that I'm not an Einstein but a great actor.

By Phani