Computer Jokes ( Page 2 of 4 )

Name does not define a person

Eg: Password is something, which should not be passed a word about it to others and kept secret.

By Phani Ch

News: Porn sites blocked

If we block, they said it was hacking and put us in jail

If they block, they are saying it is a rule

Where is right to equality I say?  

By Phani

A: My history professor suggested me to use the internet, for research on the subject. I did it and found very helpful

B: Really

A: Yes, I already found 30 people who sell the question papers!

By Phani

News: Mobile manufacturing company in Hyderabad soon

Punch: Time to sell Indian mobiles in China. Hope it would be a counter attack.

By Phani

News: Internet for Rs.100 in AP

Punch: No thanks, we have free Wifi

By Phani

Colony resident: Sir, my colony is very lonely, ladies are getting scared to live here.

KTR: Is it?, then let me introduce free WIFI in your colony too.

By Phani

In the present youth

When they get bored, they log out of Facebook

After logging out, they again feel bored and log in to it.

by Phani

In future, more than farmers, the youth might strike for full day power.

Hats off to Whatsapp really.

Best way to avoid torture from girls.

Like all her status on FB.

By Phani

I decided to make my password "incorrect"

because if I type it in wrong, my computer will remind me,

"Your password is incorrect."

A new app called "Darr" is launched in iphone 6....

You just say.....
'Wife'..

And it closes all Facebook & whatsapp,
hides all chats,
Shuts down all games,
hide gallery and best of all,
puts your wife's photograph as a wallpaper.

Technology has reached great heights that we see advanced gadgets like smartphones and tablets with kids too. One such situation of heights of technological development

In a UKG class

Kid 1: Dude, your slate is uber-cool man, let me check it out!

Kid 2: Bro, stop calling it a slate. Its Samsung Galaxy Note 2, for Christ sakes!!!

(AW- Anil)