Cust. Service Jokes ( Page 2 of 2 )

News: Teja says Mahesh adopted village for tax benefits

Punch: Doing social service or working in customer service, is almost the same these days. Abusing guaranteed!!

By Phani Ch

Consumer: From where can I buy Whatsapp

Customer service: Sir, you can get it free in play store

Consumer: Oh is it! Can you please give me the address of that store

By Phanindra

An arrogant fellow working as a Tele-caller is the horrible job ever.

By Phani

Customer: How do I print my voicemail?

Tech support: WTF

By Phani

Caller: I deleted a file from my PC last week, but I need it now. If I turn my system clock back a week, will I get back my file again?

Customer service: No, sir

Caller: Then why the hell you are there

By Phani

News: Pawan Kalyan comments on Congress

Punch:

Congress officials: Day by day our life is like the customer service centre. We are not able to guess, who targets us at what time.

By Phani

News: Flipkart sends mangoes and stones, though phone was ordered.

Punch:

When father drags phone from us and commands to eat first, do we file case on him?

By Phani

Rating: 2.5/5

There are over a million words in the English language, but we can always use more. Here are some that wordsmiths contributed to the Merriam-Webster Open Dictionary website:

Epiphunny (noun): The moment of sudden revelation when one gets the joke.

Nagivator (noun): A bossy person who rides in the passenger seat and gives directions to the driver.

Phooey Vuitton (noun): A sub- standard, counterfeit Louis Vuitton product.

Wuzband (noun): A former husband.

Rating: 2/5

The computer in my high school classroom was acting up. After watching me struggle with it, a student explained that my hard drive had crashed. So I called IT. "Can someone look at my computer?"

I asked. "The hard drive crashed."

"We can't just send people down on your say-so," said the specialist. "How do you know that's the problem?"

"A student told me."

"We'll send someone right over."

Rating: 3/5

While visiting a retirement community, my wife and I decided to do some shopping and soon became separated.

"Excuse me," I said, approaching a clerk. "I'm looking for my wife. She has white hair and is wearing white shoes."

Gesturing around the store, the clerk responded, "Take your pick."

Rating: 1.5/5

When you're interviewing for a job, you want to make an impression.

Hiring managers report that these people made one—just not the right kind:

Applicant hugged hiring manager at the end of the interview.

Applicant ate all the candy from the candy bowl while trying to answer questions.

Applicant blew her nose and lined up the used tissues on the table in front of her. Applicant wore a hat that said "Take this job and shove it."

Applicant talked about how an affair cost him a previous job.

Applicant threw his beer can in the outside trash can before coming into the reception area.

Applicant's friend came in and asked, "How much longer?"