Aging Jokes ( Page 3 of 10 )

News: 6 months deadline to double bedroom houses

Punch: Hope the poor people do not give those double bedrooms for rent to the middle classes, and live in the huts again.

By Phani Ch

News: CBI says violent porn cannot be banned as guys love it

Punch: This is what we call, citizen friendly government

By Phani Ch

Whenever my boss shouts on me without any reason, I can guess easily that, he already had enough with his wife at home.
 
By Phani Ch

News: Jagan is cornering Naidu with cash for vote and phone conversation issues.

Punch: It is common to dig out the old reasons, when wives have no new ones.

By Phani Ch

Do you know why girls do not dress up well on Rakhi? Because, they cannot anyway find guys around them.

By Phanindra

News: Porn sites banned in India

Now, moms observe their sons, not locking the personal rooms.
 
By Phani

News: Beggars reject AP CM Rs.10000 offer

Punch: Who wishes to accept a local girl, when they have an opportunity of eyeing upon international beauties?  

By Phani

News: AP CM spends Rs.7 crores for the Pushkaraalu short film

A: Then how he said that, AP is facing scarcity of funds
B: No husband will reveal his actual salary to the wife.

By Phani

News: Oppositions busted upon Naidu, regarding Pushkaraalu deaths.

Punch:

Husband gets a chance to react against wife, at least when relatives are in the house

By Phani

News: KCR hints the ministers to sacrifice their ministry

Punch:

Husbands: Wives are the slow poison

TRS ministers: No, that credit belongs to only our beloved CM.  

By Phani

News: Bail plea of Revanth Reddy postpones

Punch:

May be a kid might grow up, complete her studies and marry and have a kid too.

Craving for cash and the ‘cash for vote’ case investigation continues.

By Phani

News:

Oppositions say that, they are not invited to perform Yoga

Punch:

Fortunately Yoga can be performed at any place, not only Rajpath.  

By Phani