Animal Jokes ( Page 3 of 6 )
What happens when rabbit dances on Lion
News: YSRCP gets least votes in Warangal by-polls
What happens when the rabbit dare to dance on Lion, while it is sleeping? The result is not new to the world.
By Phani Ch
Animals feeling after Anuradha’s murder
News: Mayor Anuradha murdered
Animals: This is why we say that, we are fortunate to take birth as animals
By Phani Ch
Can the dogs bark, in front of Lion?
News: Telakapalli Ravi says that there is no use of Pawan Kalyan
Punch: Have you ever heard of dogs barking, when Lion is sleeping
By Phani Ch
Proof: dogs are better than human beings
One reason to say dogs are better than human beings
Dog: I cannot bear those Diwali crackers sounds, please don’t buy those.
Human beings: Don’t you know that we cannot bear your barking, at night times. So, die now.
By Phani Ch
Animals inner voice after knowing Siricilla Rajaiah
News: MP Siricilla Rajaiah is suspected to kill daughter in law.
Punch:
Animals: People say, as we committed faults, we are born as animals. But the fact is, it is a pleasure being animals, than these stupid human beings.
By Phani Ch
Punch to Narayana for commenting on Pawan
News: CPI Narayana says Pawan Kalyan is an extra player
Punch: Pawan fans say, Narayana is not even that player
Moral: When dog knows that it is in Tiger cave, it should not bark
By Phanindra
Naidu situation with Pawan Kalyan now
News: Pawan announced to strike against Land pooling
Even if the owner is identified as a thief, dog will not let him free.
By Phanindra
Dogs get insulted if we compare with humans
If people say, are you a human being or a dog?
Dogs might think in mind, “Why these ‘kaminey’ humans insult us, comparing with them.”
By Phani
Punch to humans comparing people with animals
News: Cow’s heart valve inserted to woman
Punch:
Animals: At least now, stop insulting us comparing with your human beings.
By Phani
Punch on TRS silence on pushkaraalu deaths
News: Except TRS party, all oppositions had criticized TDP for the deaths at Pushkaraalu
Punch:
Dog cannot kill the cat, when Lion is in front of it
By Phani
Punch on Naidu’s statement about KCR
News: I am ready to maintain cordial relation with KCR
Punch: Cat has to surrender when it is surrounded by the dogs, there is no other way.
By Phani
Punch on Pawan’s new tweet about TDP MPs
News: Pawan comes out with a perfect proof saying that, only 5 MPs attended Loksabha
Moral:
Do not throw the stones at the Lion in the cage, because if it comes out, this is the result.
By Phani
