Silly Jokes ( Page 6 of 9 )
Punch on Salman Bajrangi Bhaijaan
Baahubali is still going strong in Bollywood
Salman (in mind): There would have been at least some logic, if I fought with a Bollywood star and lost. Now where should I keep my head, if my fillm do not cross the records of this south Indian movie.
By Phani
Punch on Baahubali crowd
As there is no difference in crowd, I think, the Pushkar should be named as Baahubali instead of Godavari, this time.
By Phani
Punch to Revanth, from Pawan's response
News: Pawan’s response on cash for vote scam today
Punch:
Tiger to Revanth: Unnecessarily, you took out my name, now see what happened.
By Phani
Punch of Harithahaaram
News: Harithahaaram launched in Telangana
Punch:
Harithahaaram even made the Chief Minister of a state to change his upper garment (Kanduva) from pink to green.
Punch on Pawan’s reaction for cash for vote
News: Pawan Kalyan’s response on cash for vote within two days
Punch:
TDP officials: It’s like we loaded our gun to kill ourselves.
By Phani
Undavalli says bifurcation bill not passed
News: Undavalli says bifurcation bill not passed, so no Telangana
Punch:
Mother just laughs at the child’s innocence, when he asks to bring the moon down.
By Phani
Punch to cash for vote forensic officials
News: Cash for vote scam recorded tapes are true, forensic officials declare now.
Punch:
When they are not aware of the originality in the tapes before, how come the police arrested the TDP officials?
By Phani
They will curse Maggi more
News: Countrywide alerts on Food packaging products
Punch:
More than the common people, the other food companies which are being identified as fraud, by the food regulatory, will curse Maggi more now.
By Phani
Baahubali fever to employees
News: Baahubali audio launch today
Punch: Hope no employees would be asked to work overtime today
By Phani
Revanth Reddy gets bail in this way
News: Will Revanth Reddy get bail for Daughter’s engagement?
Punch: May be, if TRS permits!
By Phani
HMR logic behind targeting Sultan Bazar
News: Threat to Sultan Bazaar from metro rail project
Punch:
A: I’m worried of my shop demolition from the Metro rail project.
B: Don’t worry, HMR would not choose your area, as it is not a commercial one.
By Phani
Logic of Nayini behind involving Naidu in scam
News: Nayini threatens AP CM about his scam evidence.
It is a tradition of involving devil’s name, while the mom is feeding food to her child.
By Phani
