Silly Jokes ( Page 7 of 9 )

State formation day

Celebrations in one state, worries in another state

But, whatever, the depth of their feelings are same

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Revanth Reddy caught red handed

Police: I thought of arresting another criminal, but left him, as my hands are not red that time.

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A: Why is Modi's rally name 'Jan Kalyan'?

B: 'Pawan Kalyan' supported Modi at the time of elections, so to honor him, Modi adopted the 1st part of the rally's name from his party 'Janasena' and 2nd part forms his original name.

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EAMCET results released, but, engineering colleges are getting shut down.

What to do with the results now?

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If the construction of houses in OU is completed, then it might be the lovers who suffer a lot in search of new places.

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Girl: Let's go for a long ride

Guy: I'm sorry

Girl:  My love for you is increasing these days, do you know that?

Guy: The petrol prices are much more increasing than your love, do you know that?

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Girl: I can't love you now, but I can assure my love in future through a bond.

Boy: Bond for love! did you think that I am an RTC employee?

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Previously

What's up man?
Ans. Nothing

Now

What's up man?
Ans. No balance, sorry (taking is as whatsapp)

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Generally we plan to do some great things after getting a job.

But we realize later that what all we can do after getting job is 'Job' itself
 
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Happiness is receiving salary credited message

Sadness is ATM card spoiled on the same day and bank strike for next 1 month

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When god says life is a game, I wanted to question,

How come you took every one as participants, can't you even conduct auditions ?

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Saint : A person should be a student through out his life

Other : Ok, then you pay the school fees throughout that life.

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